Sunday 6 April 2008

Central Cuisine

Having been told marvellous things about Central Cuisine by the gang at the water cooler, Kania Tiko and I felt moved to verify some of the claims of excellence being thrown about.

Central Cuisine certainly is central, so central there is usually a substantial line trying to reach the counter, comprising lunchers from every office building in a one-block radius (read 'half of down town Suva')

The overhead menu board boasts a range superior to anything we have seen on an overhead board anywhere else in Suva ... which is quite a feat when you realise that every single dish on the board is laid out in one of the many food warmers lining the counter.

Your order is handled efficiently: "Rice or noodles?" ... "Which dish?" ... "A drink?" ... and you are handed your tray and shuttled toward the cashier to hand over money within 30 seconds of having hit the counter.

Being desirous of trying as much of the range as possible, we both ordered combo-deals, which involve a quartered tray, a serving of starch, 2 selections from the menu and a bowl of soup.

Chicken in black-bean, fried red pork, noodles.

Braised beef, chilli chicken, rice, chicken sweet corn soup.



Whilst there is much to be admired in the logistics applied by Central Cuisine in getting everything on their menu into a warmer, this McDonald's style approach to lunchtime fast-food does not translate into a good meal.

The dishes tasted mass-produced: the difference between meat dishes of the same type being nearly impossible to distinguish. We suspect the chilli chicken and the chicken-in-blackbean may have started off in the same wok before being finished with different sauces.

The starch was a little on the cold side, and the noodles were oily and slightly singed.

The soup was enjoyable, but certainly nothing to write home about.

Now if fast service is the stick by which you measure your meals, by all means give Central Cuisine your custom.

The fact that Central Cuisine has recently expanded and taken over the operation of the busy Southern Cross cafeteria in USP and dishes out more of the same (and cheaper) to the student population, does their logistics much credit. However, it also confirms that they have become the McDonald's of Chinese in Suva: homogeneous, and predictable.

Too much has been lost in the mass-produced approach; and that earns Central Cuisine's lunch menu a thumbs down from Lunch in Suva.

Note: Central Cuisine has opened a lunch buffet. We have not had the opportunity to try it yet, so please let us know if you have.

In Summary

Central Cuisine
Suva Central
Opening Hours:
?
Spend:
$5.50 - $8.80 per person
Verdict:
Thumbs-down

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8 comments:

Kania Tiko said...

Its not that the food is bad. The food is not bad. Its just boring, pointless, and a complete waste of our time.

Wilson said...

These guys have sold out to the monsters of corporation/fast food ^_^ Though i must say, they're pretty efficient :)

Though this time, fast and efficient don't equal yummy tasty food. Unfortunately for us :D

Kania Tiko said...

Just to endorse what PE said - these gang serve some really oily noodles. Quite revolting actually.

cieart said...

I had the misfortune of going there not once but twice! My fav Chinese place has to be Capital next to MacDonalds where Regal use to be, as well as Fong's Seafood next to Traps - although they are on the pricer side but their food is to die for!

cieart said...

I have no idea why I spelt McDonalds as MacDonalds...

Picky Eater said...

@cieart - the spelling is my fault. I spelt it wrong in the initial post; fixed it after you drew attention to the difference.

Capital Palace is great, though I've never been there for lunch; but dinner or Yum Cha on Sunday mornings are excellent. Ditto Fong's for dinner.

I guess we'll add them to the lunch review queue.

sj said...

You gotta be kidding me about Capital Palace for yum cha. If you think that's good, then Suva needs a real yum cha place. Trust me, it's like comparing fast food to a real dinner. While you'll see Chinese going there for yum cha, it's most probably because they don't have any other choice.

On the other hand, Fong's is great. I might sound biased (since my wife and I are actually good friends of the owners through their kids), but it really is good. Have a try at their lobster man, none better in Suva.

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